My shit

Jan 13

bathing-sun:

stevenmoffart:

corgis-with-british-accent:

yobeccaboom:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

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legit tears

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the last gif tho, he pats the cat, omg 

Jan 13

quote HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Jan 13

quote When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Jan 13

quote Every time I yawn around my girlfriend, she would have the idea of just poking me in the stomach and, thus, totally interrupting the satisfaction I try to get from a natural yawn and she has done this since the beginning of our relationship. Fast forward to 5 months later - Now every time I yawn around her, she doesn’t have to poke me anymore… because I developed the habit of flinching in fear of her poking me which, ironically, interrupts my own yawns.

Jan 13

quote I wasn’t pissed the cop arrested me, I was pissed that the drug dog sniffed out a roach in 30 seconds that I’d been trying to find for 3 months.

Jan 06
Jan 03
collegehumor:

Dominos Delivery Plan
American ingenuity at its finest.

collegehumor:

Dominos Delivery Plan

American ingenuity at its finest.

Jan 02
thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: We’ve got nothing better to do / than complain about kids these days and have a couple of glasses of warm water with lemon.
[d|m.]

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: We’ve got nothing better to do / than complain about kids these days and have a couple of glasses of warm water with lemon.

[d|m.]

Jan 02

emmalougannon:

brookeeverdeen:

greyson-jackson-swift:

s-taahp:

veggie-mama:

pocahontashair:

potterology-:

haithinkimfunny:

flopryn:

theangelslietokeepcontrol:

CAN THEY JUST

BE THE KING AND QUEEN OF TUMBLR?

GUYZ CAN WE SHIP THEM? LIKE ACTUALLY? I’M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND SHIP THEM. 

I am.

This ship has officially set sail.

I hope they know that nearly 63,000 people ship them

SHIP!

what shall we call them

jennifer lawrence and robert pattinson 

Jenbert Lawtinson

Robifer Pattence

Jenbert Pattence

Robifer Lawtinson

Jan 02
collegehumor:

Brother in law sexts wrong person 
From a friends Facebook page of her brother in law texting her by mistake for some end of the world sex.

collegehumor:

Brother in law sexts wrong person

From a friends Facebook page of her brother in law texting her by mistake for some end of the world sex.